Monday, July 13, 2026

The Mental Enema Theory of Vacations

The number of unfinished journals I have is depressing. The best I ever did was a daily blog of the first (?) 1,000 days of the COVID-19 pandemic. The journals I try to keep in ink tend to dwindle after a week or two. Part of that is not wanting Spouse to inquire as to what I am writing. He tends not to ask about anything I'm typing, likely figuring it to be an email to someone or, just maybe, a blog post that he likely won't read (I'm not sure he even knows how to get to my blog let alone that I've started it up again). Just as I never wanted Older Brother to read my youthful diaries, I'd rather not share personal journals with Spouse. Anything I type here I recognize will be public.

Lengthy explanation aside, I recently came across a page dated May 14, 2014. If there were subsequent pages, they ended up filed elsewhere. This post was from the day on which Spouse and I set out for a gathering of what I call my Internet Quilt Guild. At that time, we tried to gather every two years, and the 2014 gathering was in Perth, Western Australia. In the post in question, I noted that I had obtained a copy of People magazine "to provide the mental enema I need to empty my mind of everyday routine and (get) ready to enjoy vacation." This is a reference to the Mental Enema Theory of Vacations I developed over several trips to scuba diving vacations in the Bahamas. On those trips, I took books such as Rock Hudson: His Story by Rock Hudson and Sara Davidson, Larry Hagman: A Biography by Leon Adams, Nancy Reagan: The Unauthorized Biography by Kitty Kelley, Vanna Speaks by Vanna White and Patricia Romanowski, and Mr. T: The Man with the Gold: An Autobiography by (who else?) Mr. T. (To this day, I admire Mr. T for working two colons into one title.)

I limited such books to one per trip, and had to start them on the outbound trip. I seem to remember finishing each of them before we arrived in the Bahamas, though the Nancy Reagan one may have taken longer. When asked by colleagues and friends why I read such books, I explained my Mental Enema Theory of Vacations. To enjoy a vacation fully, it should be entered with a mind bereft of work or home concerns, things one should have done before leaving, or things one should do on returning. Reading a book such as those listed above empties the mind of anything remotely serious, preparing it to be filled with vacation joy. 

After 2014, I evidently forgot about all this, though I don't think it had too detrimental an impact on any of the trips we took. That suggests further research into this theory is needed. Stay tuned for a more complete report. 

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Jinxing Myself?

"Researching" this post will undoubtedly contaminate my social media (principally Facebook) feed for too long, but I did resolve to write more this year or at least the six months until a new year dawns. Now having only one kidney, I innocently clicked "See more" after a post about something kidney-related. My feed is now one kidney disease "cure" after another interspersed with diet and lifestyle information related to keeping one's kidney(s) healthy. After reading several of those posts today to get some subject matter for this post, I expect not to see the end for some time. 

I have now been offered four different "cures" for the chronic kidney disease to which my solitary kidney makes me susceptible. All offer slightly different (at least to my reading as a medical know-not-a-lot) reasons for why they work. I could spend time researching those reasons in greater detail than shown here but can't justify that in terms of other things I want or need to do. The presenter of each cure (and there are several for each) notes that there are multiple products of that substance but after many words narrows things down to one particular brand. Said brand is usually noted as being more expensive than the other brands but that's okay because this one works. It's also often produced in finite quantities by a small, typically family-owned business, so ordering now is advised. The first order is usually offered at a discounted price, and there is usually a guarantee of some sort that money will be refunded if the product does not work within a certain time period. 

Where to begin? Well, one suggested cause of chronic kidney disease, kidney failure, or whatever is something called "oxidative stress" in renal tissue. So just what is "oxidative stress"? According to the AI accompanying Google on my phone (I usually skip over the AI, but in this case it's simpler to use it), oxidative stress is "an imbalance between unstable molecules called free radicals and the antioxidants that neutralize them." Kidney disease is not mentioned here as one of the conditions to which this imbalance contributes. Remember antioxidants, though; they come up quite regularly. The produce touted as reducing oxidative stress in renal tissue is a specific brand of pumpkin seed oil. I won't say which brand because that would really jinx me. Said oil comes in capsules; since I did not click through to the order form, I cannot say just how much a bag of these will set you back.

If swallowing capsules is not your thing, how does drinking tea sound? Specifically, whole-flower hibiscus tea. The brand in question is said to contain anthocyanins, said by AI to be " water-soluble vacuolar plant pigments that belong to the flavonoid category of polyphenols, rendering intense red, purple, blue, or black colors to fruits, vegetables, and flowers." Beyond the dye effect, these are said to be powerful antioxidants, ones that the ads say reduce inflammation and support nephrons naturally. From the photos accompanying the posts, I can say that hibiscus tea is definitely bright red, but I cannot tell you much of its taste other than that some people do add a sweetener such as honey. As with the pumpkin seed oil, there is only one brand that works, and it is apparently not any of the ones sold by Amazon. 

Continuing with colors in the red family is pomegranate juice. Pomegranates contain punicalagins, "antioxidants and the most abundant polyphenols found in pomegranates." They are primarily concentrated in the peel and husk rather than the seeds and are said in the ads to be "one of the most powerful" antioxidants. That they are in the peel and husk is likely why the product in question is juice and provides a benefit not attained by simply eating pomegranate seeds. AI tells me that punicalagins have many health benefits though beyond general anti-inflammatory powers nothing kidney-related is mentioned. 

Finally, while I have Vietnamese cinnamon on my spice rack, true Ceylon cinnamon is the final "cure" I've seen suggested. It supposedly helps activate something called GLUT4 (Glucose Transporter Type 4), "the primary insulin-regulated glucose transporter in the human body, encoded by the ALC2A4 Gene." As with punicalagins, GLUT4's positive effects are not stated in specific kidney-related terms. Insulin is, of course, related to diabetes, and that is a condition often mentioned in conjunction with kidney issues, so this product may have a more concrete kidney connection. As with all the others, there is only one formulation that provides the stated benefits, and now is the time to obtain that brand.

I of course have to wonder if combining all four products would have four times the positive benefits. One could take pumpkin seed oil capsules with pomegranate juice before enjoying Ceylon cinnamon toast while sipping hibiscus tea. Or would that be too much of a good thing? It would certainly set one back financially, though I admit to not having looked at the actual prices of the above things. 

I have also been a bit bombarded with "sponsored" posts for various renal diet cookbooks. While I have been advised to consume at least two liters of water (liquid?) daily and limit my sodium to under 2,000 mg, the only other dietary guidance I have been given is to eat a healthy diet. I have been given no specific guidance on potassium, something else I have seen in relation to kidney health, or protein, though I have seen a low-protein diet mentioned as being more kidney-friendly. While I might actually look into procuring such a cookbook as opposed to the supplements mentioned above, I'm right now following the more general advice the nephrologist gave me: keep myself healthy, and my kidney will stay healthy. I'm not at all sure that pumpkin seed oil, hibiscus tea, pomegranates, and Ceylon cinnamon are critical for that, though I'm sure Facebook will keep telling me that for quite a while now that I've looked into them for this post.

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Happy Birthday to Us!

"Us" would be Canada and me. Canada is older and will be around a lot longer than I will. When Spouse and I went for an ice cream lunch, we encountered a young girl wearing a Happy Birthday crown. I asked if today were her birthday, and she said it was. I pointed to my tiara (I wear a tiara on my birthday) and told her it was also mine. We exchanged birthday greetings. She turns four today while I edit the digit in the 10's place and turn 70. I hope that, like Canada, she will be around a lot longer than I will.

So what did the horoscope in The Washington Post foretell for my coming year? It may be more fitting than last year's was.

You are deeply sensitive and introspective. You're also empathetic and compassionate. This year is the completion of a nine-year cycle for you. Take inventory of your life. Let go of people, places and things that have held you back. Do some internal and external housecleaning. Clear the decks.

Moon Alert: Caution! Avoid shopping (except for food and gas) and important decisions from 7:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. today. After that, the Moon moves from Capricorn into Aquarius.

So I have no idea what the Moon Alert is all about. The most important decision I have made today was where to go for ice cream for lunch. Since Spouse paid for it, it probably doesn't even count as a purchase I made, though ice cream is food. 

As for taking inventory of my life right now, I should probably try to accentuate the positive. I can walk on my own if I have to, though unsteadily. I no longer have a nephrostomy tube coming out of my back and a nephrostomy bag of urine on one hip. I also no longer have two kidneys. Does that count as positive given that it's connected to losing the nephrostomy items? Am I better off now than I was on my last birthday? Hell, no. Am I better off now than I was on July 23, 2025? Yes. I have learned a lot about myself this past year, most of it good. Do I want to elaborate on that? Not right now.

I have struggled a bit thinking of resolutions for my upcoming trip around the sun. I would like to write more. All the writing I have managed to do this past year is the two 2026 entries here plus daily entries in a 5-Minute Journal given to me for Christmas. I'd like to do better this coming year not that much of what I write is earthshaking or even notable. Back when we traveled or planned to travel to Vietnam, I made two attempts to learn a bit of Vietnamese. As it happened, the only thing I could say turned out to be "thank you," but just that scored oh so many points. (I was also complimented on my accent by a seven-year-old.) Given that we have no plans to go back there for any sustained period of time, I can't really see the use of giving it a third try. Some--now 60--years ago, I spoke fluent Spanish. I can still read it a bit, but speaking it escapes me. Perhaps I should work on that again. It would certainly be more useful than Vietnamese. Whether to go about that through some sort of formal program (you would not believe how many I have seen marketed) or try on my own, I don't really know. I'm still thinking on that.

As for birthday doings, I did this morning open a card and two gifts a friend delivered yesterday. She nailed the card: "Congrats! You've made it another year of tolerating people." Perfection from one introvert to another. I'm looking forward to reading the book she gave me: Lawbreaking Ladies: 50 Tales of Daring and Dangerous Women from History. I have only heard of several of the women, and those all seem to be in the chapter "Outlaws, Gunslingers & Bandits." I also watched a delightful video birthday card sent by another dear friend and have tried to express appreciation for every birthday greeting I have received on the book of Faces. We'll do the traditional birthday celebration this weekend with Spouse and Older Son, I hope with the addition of Younger Son, Daughter-in-Love, and Spud (our grandson's name in utero). It won't be a true birthday, but I may wear my tiara anyway.

Finally, I continue to toy with the idea of marking my 70th birthday by getting my first tattoo, a small potato (yes, a spud) on my upper left arm. It has been suggested that should I do that, I can follow his progression by adding a tater tot, a small fry, and so on. The plan certainly has merit.