From today's Washington Post: TODAY'S BIRTHDAY / JULY 1: You get the lucky break you deserve this year. This month features well-considered financial and lifestyle decisions. August brings new friends, harmonious partnerships and shared adventures. October shows you the way to make more money. Family grows in November. Compelling new interests crop up in January. Aries and Virgo people adore you.
As translated or interpreted by older son: July: Choose new exercise/diet plan & it works! Commit to Pig's Nest (family compound in country), plan purchases. August: Meet hobo. Go into business w/ hobo. Road trip! October: Sell snarky gun/election themed crafts. November: Other son gets engaged / gets someone preggers. January: Kills deer.
The Post one is probably more likely, though the son one has possibilities. I guess I'll have to start hanging around the tracks, though, if I really want to meet a hobo.